Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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