Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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