she looked like the before picture.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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