Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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