that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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