why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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