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  • Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 30, 12 at 2:56pm

    doesn't matter...had sex

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 30, 12 at 2:46pm

    "Cowgirl" just got serious. You rode the bull the wrong way, but it sounds like you lasted more than 8 seconds.

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    Submitted by Pronfairy on Aug 31, 12 at 12:08am

    If you're that swollen he slapped that kitty like it owed him money. That'll make you puff like a toad.

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    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Aug 30, 12 at 4:43pm

    Wow tool is the exact phrase I was going to use to describe vardar. Not surprised someone beat me to it.

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    Submitted by Broverbs on Aug 30, 12 at 4:16pm

    Vardar is a huge tool and should never comment again

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    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Aug 31, 12 at 9:35am

    Leave poor Vardar alone! He's already insecure enough that he has to make up stories on the internet to get validation from strangers... He doesn't need people making fun of him on top of that! :'(

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    Submitted by tiburon2013 on Sep 2, 12 at 9:22am

    Dang

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    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Aug 31, 12 at 10:45pm

    you're welcome!

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    Submitted by Marc12 on Aug 31, 12 at 9:38am

    Vadar and others. This is simple. It's literally doggy style that will produce these results. How? I use my ottoman at the edge of my bed and have her prop herself just right so that if (depends on the girl it seems) she can take all of me the base of the cock will bruise her if you are hitting it right and hard enough for at least 45 min.

  • Submitted by keto06 on Aug 30, 12 at 2:40pm

    Your own fault for being a size queen bitch

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    Submitted by OllieWalker on Aug 30, 12 at 5:42pm

    The only time I've seen crazy labia swelling was having sex too soon after the girl had given birth...

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      Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Aug 30, 12 at 6:57pm

      {o_0} ?

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Aug 31, 12 at 10:05pm

      I just puked in my mouth. women bleed heavily after delivery so I picture a carnivorous giraffe. ugh f-that, retch. no don't f that eeww shudder.

  • Submitted by Vardar on Aug 30, 12 at 3:07pm

    Hmm gangbang or just one guy who had a hella good night? I mean I've been the cause of funny walking before but never swelling of that magnitude. What the hell does that take? I mean hell, I've put in 6 hours of work before, until I was shooting blanks. I'm impressed

  • Submitted by LD83 on Aug 30, 12 at 5:20pm

    You boys are just jealous of Vadors skills. Clearly not very many "Vadors" exist, as evident by the hating in him. I love a good fuck-fest until my boyfriend is shooting blanks.

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      Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:40pm

      He said "hella", he's a tool

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        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Aug 31, 12 at 10:07pm

        not just a tool, he's a tool from California