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  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:37am

    Where were you when I was growing up???

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:05am

    no, you suck as a babysitter.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:48am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA POCAHONTAS WATCH YOU

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:51am

    Don't worry about 10:49... I would let u take care of m ilegitimate kids anytime

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:18pm

    i suppose u could be drunk and an idiot who is hurting them, but your smoking the chill grass and thats alright as long as THEY DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID- which is impossible for children. but you could do worse. Final verdict: u suck but it could be a lot worse.

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:47pm

    I'll just wait for when the kids get into OP's stash and the parents find out about it...that's when the REAL fun begins...

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:37pm

    its not dumb and made up, I'm the one who submitted the text..i just have silly friends.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:42am

    these TFLNs are starting to look like Twitter/Fb updates more and more...

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:26pm

    Seriously. This is getting less and less "funny because it happend" and more and more dumb made up bullshit.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:48pm

    I find it slightly odd that everyone calls the individual who posted this sick. Not because the babysitter is high, which is what is wrong with our generation. It us odd because; shouldn't the OP be the person who receives this text not the one who sent it? We should thank those who make us aware of these idiots.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:49am

    I think that actually makes you the WORST babysitter in the world. I hope the parents never let their kids near you again.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:25am

    Criminal chrages should be filed. Isn't child endangerment!

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:01am

    9:40 has a deadbeat husband. why would that ever be ok? grow up...really a winkey face?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:17am

    yeaaa hahahaha me tooo!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:40am

    sounds like my husband ;]

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:59pm

    that's cool, I'm reading this right now babysitting and half stoned. were watching nihao kai lan and eating noodles and pretending to be asian.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:08am

    way to corrupt the kids...that's just effed up.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:06pm

    yah, for real. when you're stoned you're more willing to do the kid things.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:08am

    You babysit like I coach!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:00am

    lol why are people so serious on this site? where were you when i was growing up???

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:23am

    I'm a little teapot...

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:27pm

    Dude, psychic connection, I did this exact same thing. They were so impressed that I knew all the words to Colors of the Wind

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:36am

    Obviously 8:31 has never smoked weed

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22pm

    Ur supposed to blow it in there face..........in the face

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:33am

    Are you guys fucking retarded? How the fuck would smoking weed endanger the kids? Alcohol is what makes you a mindless idiot.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:05am

    my babysitter swallows and lets me stick it up her ass. Now THAT is a world class babysitter

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:30pm

    I agree with the post below and 9:33.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Feb 13, 10 at 1:40pm

    You're the babysitter I wish I had, and the babysitter I NEVER want for my kids. And FYI, if you're stoned, watching The Little Mermaid is so much better.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:31pm

    And what are one of you fucking idiots gonna do when you're high and something happens to someone elses baby??? Fucking Morons!!!!

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:19am

    You suck as a person and should be sterilized

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:14am

    Wow if I were the parent I would call the cops on you hoping they catch you with some on you with intent to sell. I hope your infertile and can't produce because you don't deserve children!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:49pm

    hahahaha I DO THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! Babysitting high is the best!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:01pm

    Silly? You mean irresponsible.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:12pm

    Somehow disney movies are always the best when high.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:35am

    getting stoned and watching pocahontas.... that was probably my favourite movie stoned. fucking hummingbirds and talking trees!!!!

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:59pm

    Hahahahahah that's great exactly what I would do but have them bring me w.e their eatin to

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:43am

    8:05 if you still need a sitter, you're not old enough to produce nut. knock it off, kid.

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29pm

    Dude if they have a nice tv put on the tinkerbell movie. It was intense. I loved it so much the kids bought it for my birthday ha ha they must think I'm special or something but I appreciate it very much

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:44am

    Wow there high. Hardly a reason to wish them infertile. Hah dumbass

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:40am

    What a FUCKING loser!!