she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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