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  • Umm, I think you mean IMPERIUS CURSE. Yes, I'm that girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:07pm
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  • Hilarious! Excuse me while I snicker here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:20am
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  • i fucking love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:25pm
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  • Harry Potter is like, 21st century Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:11pm
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  • Langlock -- tongue stuck to the roof of the mouth or something like that Regulus Black (Sirius' brother). I don't remember what the A is, though. I guess I fail. Ah well, I still have a nice rack, so I'll live.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:32am
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  • lol 7:20 made me giggle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:51am
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  • oh my god! this is hillarious! someone was ON!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:23pm
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  • dude, harry potter was set in the 90's. either way. fucking epic win for whoever did that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:26am
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  • LOVE IT! 9:11- so true. sooooooo true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:40pm
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  • 10.00, I'm confused. ...they said 21st century.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:11pm
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  • voldemort is a bad man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • 2:54, theoretically, if she were shouting it, it would have been one of two things, she may have been made to shout it. Or she may be fighting back, like Harry Potter did in the Goblet of Fire when Mad Eye Moody tried to make Harry do a front flip and he resisted, ultimately landing on his head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:47am
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  • ahh tequila and sticks...good times had by all till the "curse" wore off and Crucio de Hangover kicked in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:41am
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  • Hahaha whoever "psycho" is, marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:15am
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  • HA! Enchanted. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:20am
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  • haaaa hahhahahaha. win! heck yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:15pm
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  • Duuuuude this is my area code! Trippy shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • Did you put him under the imperius curse? Cuz if you did im turning you in to azkaban

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:10pm
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  • I agree with 5:15 , marry me psycho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:42am
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  • Woohooo I'm from Fresno too 559 all the way, ;)!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:18am
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  • HAHAHAAAAA omg sounds like my kind of night.... This would have made my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:52pm
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  • 11:07 is my new favourite person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:27pm
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  • 10:00, They meant that Harry Potter is like the Jesus of the 21st century, not that Harry Potter is outdated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:39pm
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  • 11:07, you are awesome. HP<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:06am
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  • Lmfaooooooooooooooo hahahahaha I peed a lil from that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:47pm
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  • awesome, you could have done anything and than blamed it on the curse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:45pm
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  • fuk you August 30, 2009 2:54AM fuck u August 30, 2009 5:47AM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:38pm
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  • 559 =/= just Fresno.. there's a fuckload of cities in the 559.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:03pm
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  • We play quidich at skool. Loser? Hell yee

    Submitted by kiwicari on Apr 23, 10 at 12:14am
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  • Wow another "you were soo crazy/high/psycho that you..." txt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:54am
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  • Hahaha I'm pretty sure that this is one of the funniest texts I've read on this site. Ingenuity at its finest (and probably drunkest). I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:43pm
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  • That is the best curse to be under!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:34pm
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  • I swear to god everyone on here makes themselves out to be a true Harry Potter fan. If so, riddle me this. What does RAB stand for and name a curse the half blood prince made besides sectumsempra. Don't be a loser and fucking cheat, that's just low.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:24pm
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  • regulus a. black, and muffliato, a spell that fills the ears of surrounding people with a buzzing noise so they can't hear what you're saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:06pm
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  • lmao what the heck did they drink?

    Submitted by exulatus on Mar 30, 10 at 1:46am
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  • I wonder if rapists use the imperious curse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:40am
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  • You'll never kno!! -psycho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • Hahahhahaa no way I'm so doing that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • Love it!! Also love 11:07. I am enchanted by Harry Potter buffs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:54am
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  • 11:07- Your a fucking nerd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:22pm
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  • Actually 5:47, Mad eye tried to make him jump on a desk and he hit his shin on the side of it. Yep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:55pm
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  • Now, if u really were under it, u wouldn't be saying that, would u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:54am
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  • LOL this is MY area code! i wonder who this is???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:11pm
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  • uh Fellow Anon it is the 21st century

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:00pm
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  • Hello this is 11:24 and ARTURO is extremely wrong. Good job to the langlock person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:13am
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  • Imperius dumbass

    Submitted by Iooan on Jul 3, 10 at 6:29pm
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  • Actually August 30, 2009 8:55PM that wasn't mad eye.......it was crouch jr. im just sayin 336 has some real hard core hp fans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:38pm
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  • sounds like such a good night. love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:38pm
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