accomplished twins. life is a go
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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