i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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