Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I need a beard to bite.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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