i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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