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  • 81 29
    Submitted by parsons41286 on May 2, 13 at 2:33pm

    Opt out of the full body scans so TSA has to pat you down, and be sure to smile the entire time

  • 53 26
    Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on May 2, 13 at 7:38pm

    Tell them that's not a gun in your pocket, you're just happy to see them

  • 33 30
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 3, 13 at 3:58am

    Was there a man in a black hat selling you Viagra?

  • 32 30
    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 2, 13 at 2:06pm

    "I shall alert the media."

  • 23 15
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 4, 13 at 9:24pm

    Careful, this thing is loaded.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on May 4, 13 at 12:47pm

    You might as well make your Freedom Fondles as fun as possible.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Sancho69 on May 3, 13 at 6:28am

    Who da fuq says "erection"?