I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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