there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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