Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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