Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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