on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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