Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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