I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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