she was so not down for the gang bang
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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