I also want to cast a vote for being sick as fuck of "OMG I fucked without thinking again, plan B blah blah blah". I'm all for casual fucking, but AIDS was invented for twats like this.
Why isn't my text on the site?
It either wasn't funny, original or believable. You might disagree with us. Sorry. Also, we will never post a text that promotes hate, discrimination or prejudice.
2:29- is that actually what the site says? Because if it is, it's bullshit. They post unfunny, unoriginal, unbelievable texts that promote hate, discrimination, and prejudice all the time!
3:04, no, sorry. That would be one of your hubby's hot black girlfriends that he keeps on the side because he can't stand the thought of fucking your fat ass.
enough with the plan b already... i never knew it was so widely used and i never wanted to. how about "thinking" before you fuck? crazy concept, i know.
New high or new low i'm a huge whore and just took plan B.....again....only in __________ (name a city) i drank 18 beer, 3 vodka shots and 4 martinis last night then did the walk of shame.......do they make an app for that???
OMG I am sooooo sick of these texts!!
Exactly the sameas the pregnancy test app on the iphone text a few days before this one except that one was slightly more plausible - you can piss on an iphone but you can't swallow one. FAKE.
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