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  • 48 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:29pm

    I also want to cast a vote for being sick as fuck of "OMG I fucked without thinking again, plan B blah blah blah". I'm all for casual fucking, but AIDS was invented for twats like this.

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:27pm

    Fuck your unknown error!!!

  • 43 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:29pm

    Why isn't my text on the site? It either wasn't funny, original or believable. You might disagree with us. Sorry. Also, we will never post a text that promotes hate, discrimination or prejudice.

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm

    2:29- is that actually what the site says? Because if it is, it's bullshit. They post unfunny, unoriginal, unbelievable texts that promote hate, discrimination, and prejudice all the time!

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:31pm

    atl is att's headquarters, of course they have iphones.

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:12pm

    3:28 just became my hero :)

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:04pm

    hey, 2:37, are you by chance the person texting my husband that you want to gobble his sack?

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:06pm

    I have submitted way funnier ones than this!

  • 41 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:21pm

    this text is as lame as dumbass sluts who don't know how to buy condoms

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:12pm

    enough with the plan b already... i never knew it was so widely used and i never wanted to. how about "thinking" before you fuck? crazy concept, i know.

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:29pm

    why would anyone use condoms...that's retarded

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:28pm

    3:04, no, sorry. That would be one of your hubby's hot black girlfriends that he keeps on the side because he can't stand the thought of fucking your fat ass.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:23pm

    Ha I'd download it in a heartbeat

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:05pm

    Plan B jokes are my favorite!!! (the preceding was recorded in a Robot Voice)

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:14pm

    I came all over my Iphone. Should I pust some Plan B in it?

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:46pm

    2:37 thats in the FAQs its a direct quote from the website

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:22pm

    just take birth control. better yet you should use condoms and not get diseased

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:22pm

    Exactly the sameas the pregnancy test app on the iphone text a few days before this one except that one was slightly more plausible - you can piss on an iphone but you can't swallow one. FAKE.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:16pm

    4:38 stop reading them then.......

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    Hey 2:29, fuck you right up the ass dry, you cock gobbler.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:26pm

    wasn't this exact same one post like a week ago?

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:44pm

    Plan B, walk of shame, smells like ___ and ___, new low in life, fat chicks. Wow, great text.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:41pm

    is it possible to get an iphone pregnant?

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:14pm

    Plan C is the way to go! Plan Coat Hanger

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:09pm

    This was fake and copied off of the iPhone pregnancy test app one. Fail.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    New high or new low i'm a huge whore and just took plan B.....again....only in __________ (name a city) i drank 18 beer, 3 vodka shots and 4 martinis last night then did the walk of shame.......do they make an app for that??? OMG I am sooooo sick of these texts!!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:51pm

    hahahaha is this Kim?

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:03pm

    2:12 obviously never gets laid.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:30pm

    I can't even count how many times I've seen this text.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:10pm

    so does the words "plan b" and "iphone app" guarantee to be posted on here. I'm sick of both of them

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:58pm

    I would like to point out that cock gobbler and cunt muffin are now two of my favorite sayings. At least something good came from this shitty text.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:13pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLAN B JOKES SO FUNNY. OMG

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:42pm

    3:31, Atlanta is not in Alabama, you fucking dummy.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:32pm

    ^agreed. if you fuck without thinking you deserve the std's and ruined life. apparently dumb bitches like the op get bail outs too.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:29pm

    ZING! 3:28 just told you

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:25pm

    Yeah, you take a picture of Plan B, then you swallow the iphone. Not like they're expensive or whatever. Totally works.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:13pm

    2:06 - i highly doubt it

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:10pm

    I didn't know people in Alabama could get Iphones. I figured they were still stuck using CB's.