Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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