she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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