we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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