can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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