Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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