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  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:54pm

    There's more to life than sex idiots. Wake up.

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:13am

    And thats pretty much what this site is about. Hence the thing on the homepage "do you remember the texts you sent last night?" "we do"

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:01am

    ...you bitch and moan about how everyone talks about sex.... yet you keep reading about it on here..... why don't you go edit Wikipedia or something instead? *confused*

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:52pm

    Chill 11:51. Telling everyone off on tfln is not going to make them stop having sex.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:58pm

    Well it's good to know you actually do college the right way instead of like the people that just have sex in college.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:50am

    U don't know that this is fake..this is possible

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:30pm

    Is it sad that I have actually recieved a text similar to that from an ex?

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:30am

    This might not be fake.. I had a guy friend who wanted a relationship, and I just didn't like him, so he basically asked me for a blowjob allowance. Desperate much?? I know.. But this is totally possible, been there. Can't say I've "done that" tho.. He was hung like a proactiv bottle

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:00am

    1141, you're supposed to make a secret message with it.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:14am

    @12:05, learn to tfln

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:12am

    1:26 quit actin' like a hoe

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:10am

    12 05, hence the name "texts from last night" dumbass

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:15am

    How slutty is a girl if she has had sex with 8 guys?

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:35pm

    You sir have said what I've wished to say to many a girl. My hat is off to you.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:38am

    Ur a cock biting fuck tard

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:11am

    Haha this shit is funny though. Chill out prude

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:53pm

    Welp. I gave a blowjob about... 2 and a half hours ago. It was fun. And I had some awesome sex. So suck on that one 11:51

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:48pm

    parotts dipped in nacho cheese <3

  • 40 43
    Submitted by melissasue on Jul 17, 10 at 11:44pm

    Being college educated doesn't mean you've got even an ounce of common sense, or that you're any better than anyone else. Now shut your self important mouth and step down from your pedestal.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:23am

    11:44 is giving out free BJs maybe even a ZJ if you play your cards right

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:22am

    11:51 why are you bitchin to everyone about it get a life

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:09am

    Eh i have sex and give head all the time and im 14 but ill be the first to admit that im kinda fucked up haha 954 for life!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:22am

    To the OP: next time you ask her for a BJ you should ask her if she has seen your balls anywhere.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:27am

    11:51 is only bitching about sex on tfln because he/she is not getting any. Has anyone thought of that?

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:20am

    better question is can you progress your friendship to the point where she takes it in the face for allowance money...........in the face!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:05am

    I dunno, I bought this app because it had some funny things on it. But lately it's all sex drugs and alchohol :/

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:59pm

    Thanks :) sorry about insulting you

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:54am

    ...it's realllllll classy to be bragging about that at fourteen. No doubt you'll be pregggerrzz within the year. You hoe.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:26am

    haha i give my guy friend blowjobs sometimes...like friends with benefits. and im only 14. so having sex with 8 guys isnt bad...even tho i havent had sex lol

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:01pm

    i wish a guy would say that to me lol

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:47am

    What bout a blumpkin???

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:00pm

    whoa the girl who says shes fourteen and has given guys bjs...ur pretty advanced for ur age! i didnt give a bj to a boyfriend until i was 16. please dont go around bragging about bjs when you are that young. you will get a bad reputation, hun.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:41pm

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  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:31am

    How slutty is 7 guys in less than a year?

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:20am

    Not slutty unless she has STDs. She's just easy.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:56pm

    Hi. 11:52 here. I know there's more to life. I actually study the meaning of life and existensialism. I'm 24 and have my masters degree... So... Does that make me a whore or a slut you stupid zealot.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:51pm

    Why is everyone whores these days. Like EVERYONE is always having sex sex sex it's SOOO ANNOYING. And don't accuse me of being "young". Just because I actually believe otherwise than self righteous YOU.

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:23am

    damn straight. Guys don't ASK bitches for blowjobs they TELL the bitches when they want a blowjob. If the bitch doesn't do it, a real guy will kick her ass out right then

  • 36 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:44pm

    I give free blowj0bs!