how can u be prego again
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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