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  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:12pm

    This is the wrong area code, but this same exact thing happened at my university. Though the window was somewhere around 10 feet tall, and he was naked.

  • 77 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:18pm

    It's kind of an awkward feeling when a doctor tells you that you have the coolest injury they've seen in a while. It allllmost creeps you out.

  • 60 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:44am

    Harford county Maryland!!!!

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:16am

    hahaha waddup maryland.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:39pm

    Going through a window for pretty much any reason = not a champion. Failing at going through a window and getting glass stuck in your ass = not a champion. Impressing the doctor with how thoroughly you managed to injure yourself by being a dumbass = not a champion. More like failure at life. Hopefully next time Darwin will get you.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:42pm

    more like champion of month

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:50pm

    Cost of fixing the window. $150 Bill for a doctor visit and ass-glass removal. $75 Having an epic story and scar to back it up for eternity. Priceless.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 4, 10 at 9:27pm

    Yeaaaah AA county! REPRESENT!\nAnd that ought to be an interesting scar to explain. :)