"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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