Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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