My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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