Have you finally orgasmed yet?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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