your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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