Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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