I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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i've created a new STD.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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