I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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