Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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