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  • 31 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:16am
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    11.13 - gratz for being irrelevant. Your example just means you are a whore. Good luck with that.

  • 28 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:27am
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    Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer. -Dave Attell

  • 12 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:08pm
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    11:13 is a 14 year old. clearly.

  • 11 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:31am
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    11:13 obviously didnt get the tfln

  • 10 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:45pm
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    Bravo 1:18, here's a Nobel Prize in Go Fuck Yourself

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:12pm
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    Can you believe the republicans are so stupid they think dinosaurs and man walked around earth at the same time. These stupid fuckers are watching the flintstones thinking their watching a documentary.

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:17pm
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    This is exactly why Charlotte is the shit.

  • 7 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:05pm
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    11:13 "Hair went from Crimped --> Straight" That's something you can be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Crimping belongs in the 80's.

  • 5 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:59pm
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    12:12 is a douche. And ur mom is a dinosaur..so obviously dinosaurs and ppl DO walk the earth at the same time, ya anal bead!!

  • 5 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:57am
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    That's north Carolina for you hahaha

  • 3 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:31pm
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    4:05 you made me laugh out loud. I was thinking the same thing.

  • 4 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:08pm
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    This actually made me laugh out loud. It's about time we had a funny one.

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:12am
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    hahahahaha. this is fantastic. exactly how i felt this morning!

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:19pm
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    Inca river stones. Check it out you brainwahed non-believer.

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:22am
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    this is great hahahaha

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:07am
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    You must have looked awkward in your sweaters and shorts!

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:04am
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    My roommates and I went out the night before leaving on spring break when we had to leave at 4:00am for our flight. Packed after we got back from the bar drunk. I apparently thought I was wearing nothing but bikinis and sexy bar shirts all break (we were going to Rome, and in March it's like in the 60's and there aren't any beaches). Whoops!!

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:43am
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    Been there! Had to ware the same bra for a week! I hand washed it, lol don't worry

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:23pm
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    This is AWESOME. I literally laughed out loud for like 3 minutes when I read this. Wow.

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:13am
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    Hahahahahahahahaha! Classic.

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:05am
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    who owns puff paint?? please tell me you didn't use it along with your bedazzler on your 8 sweaters!!!

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:08pm
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    Tfln is for the gays

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:23am
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    Great Dave Attell reference

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:49pm
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    11:27 hahaha. and happy thanksgiving! lol

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:52am
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    (718) this totally happened to me once. I however ended up waking up on an airplane; remembering nor how I got there, finding a suitcase in baggage I didn't know I owned and having packed my Dirty sheets and bathmat. Nice job! You remembered socks!

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:03pm
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    1:18-- that's if you do it SLOWLY. So fuck off

  • 2 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:18pm
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    Hahahaha that's what you get for not being able to control your drunk!! I can do everything but drive and talk at a normal decibel... and walking gets difficult too, But everything else, if I do it slowly enough, I can excel at. Even texting. Hahaha

  • 4 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:20am
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    11:16 - YEA! thats exactly what it means. lmfao what a pathetic reason to call someone a whore. please, ask around to see the meaning of words before you throw them in a sentence trying to sound hard. :)

  • 4 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:13am
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    LOL ive had nights like this. cept for me its like: Damage Assessment: Hair went from Crimped --> Straight, My eyes wont stay open, I no longer have fake eyelashes on, and I cant keep my head up while I'm trying to puke. Alcohol <3