I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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