Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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