how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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