I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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