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  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:48pm

    This is funny cause it's dangerous to eat AND talk on the phone while driving, yet ironic because texting while driving is equally as dangerous.

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:48pm

    Must be in Warren.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:01pm

    Death

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:16pm

    7:51 PWNED by 8:09.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:19pm

    YouTube- Drinking out of cups

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 3:39pm

    Go to his window and knock on it. Ask if you can suck on his Cob....

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:30pm

    If you don't find this funny then you must a ginger because you have no soul

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:36pm

    In Soviet Russia corn on the cob eats you!

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:45pm

    9:18 (the Dane cook one) how about you go fall off a fucking cliff? Dane cook is probably the most amazing person ever

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:18pm

    my dick feels like corn. - Dane Cook

    • 57 63
      Submitted by Clay180 on Jan 27, 10 at 9:18pm

      Seriously? You're going to quote Dane Cook?

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:02pm

    3:18 Dane cook is my <3

    • 51 47
      Submitted by beet on Jan 27, 10 at 5:23pm

      no he's not

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:58pm

    Brunstucky!

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:53pm

    Soviet russia guy rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:04pm

    Little kid in the background going craaaaazzzzy

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:16pm

    Now that is multi tasking...maybe just a lil bit dangerous too

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:24pm

    I love thesoviet russia dude... Cracks me up every time

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:42pm

    In Soviet Russia, phone talks on YOU! -J

  • 53 59
    Submitted by QeNi on Jan 27, 10 at 4:44pm

    im dyinggggggggg lmaoooooooooooooo

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:36pm

    How the fuck did this make it through

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:17pm

    First lol

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:11pm

    Only in the south..

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:54pm

    Does anyone even care about this stupid ass text

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:09pm

    No, because he clearly says "someone in the car behind me". Reading comprehension FTW.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by tokenmetalhead on Jan 27, 10 at 7:51pm

    Did it ever occur to ANYONE here that the person who sent the text was probably the passenger in the car?

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:30pm

    9:18 you have problems...

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:51pm

    Gimme the butter baby

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:32pm

    And you're texting. Moron.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:19pm

    Stop with the Soviet Rusia bull shit. It's more annoying than the "first!" thing.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:24pm

    This text would only be sent in the 330... (I live there, so I know.)

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:46am

    In Soviet Russia, corn eats you!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:18pm

    I love fucking animals and cumming in their hairy asses!!!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:14pm

    Nvm, my comprehension fails. Carry on

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:17pm

    In Soviet Russia this would not happen because no one owned cars and corn was too luxurious to be eaten on pain of death.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:44pm

    So? Not funny..

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:29pm

    8:16=n00b

  • 53 73
    Submitted by ratitatpat on Feb 2, 10 at 1:39pm

    I don't see whats so funny. Thats a Past Time here in Indiana

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:14pm

    Lmao! I love this.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:26am

    Of course that would happen in the 330 area code. Ravenna maybe?

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:44pm

    And your texting while driving? Great!!! Two idiots on the road!!

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:31pm

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:27pm

    Ha, 6:09 well said.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:30pm

    Fuckin champ obviously from the Midwest

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:26am

    Oprah would not be happy

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:30pm

    That is just plain skill.. Admit it! We're all jealous!!

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:16pm

    doesn't matter if it's in season, it's funny

  • 40 59
    Submitted by ratitatpat on Feb 2, 10 at 1:42pm

    I don't see whats so funny. That's a Past Time here in Indiana.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 27, 10 at 6:03pm

    Was it the driver or a passenger?

  • 45 69
    Submitted by ashes2ashes on Jan 27, 10 at 3:53pm

    only in Ohio!!

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:18pm

    Hmmm that was probably me, I moved to Ohio from Missouri, I actually was eating corn on the cob in the car a few days ago...mmmm leftovers.

    • 43 60
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 4:50pm

      Yea, I think it was you bro.....

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:44pm

    What? I do shit like that all the time

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:09pm

    You are fucking texting

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:14pm

    must be in NYC

  • 36 58
    Submitted by awesomeamerican1 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:11am

    na definately would be in Akron lmfao

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:54pm

    Hahahah I would lose it

  • 30 50
    Submitted by 82797 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:00am

    Wat the fuck?

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 8:19pm

    Why are texting while looking in the rear view mirror?!?

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:40pm

    This is stupid. How the hell does tfln publish this shit.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:20pm

    Done that

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:10pm

    Cold corn on the cob? Not even in season.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:45pm

    3:18 made me lol, that's the same thing I thought of!

  • 44 84
    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 28, 10 at 6:56am

    Hi, there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their DARKEST SECRETS :P it's http://www.whatasecret.com

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:22am

    751

  • 34 71
    Submitted by jakeage on Feb 10, 10 at 11:21pm

    KFC 3 piece meal with mac n cheese and taters on 696

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:28pm

    Yea and your texting and driving!

  • 40 84
    Submitted by jmitch on Jan 27, 10 at 9:44pm

    What the texter oddly didn't mention, was that the guy driving behind him/her had three arms, because it would obviously take three arms to eat corn on the cobb and talk on the phone.