fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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