Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
farters have to be the big spoon...
I am spending my child support on dildos
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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