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  • that's oklahoma for ya...and i would know, i'm born and raised with parents who did the same shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 2:56. You're an idiot. She should be spending her OWN money. NOT the money that is supposed to go to her child. The money that can be used for his/her daily necessaries. Or put towards a college fund or savings. Give me a break! fake or not. It doesn't matter. Only morons would post sh*t like this thinking we'll find it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:24pm
  • LOLOLOL!! I am literally laughing my ass off! Thank you everyone for a long overdue fit of laughter! Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:24pm
  • You should have bought a didlo in the 1st place bitch instead of screwing a guy outta his money!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:46pm
  • yes 3:13 everyone in the world conforms to your morals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Maybe she's 17 and still receiving child support... daddy is buying her a box of shakey things. But it's probably the bitch of a mom spending her child's money on mock cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:04pm
  • OP needs a bullet in the base of the skull

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I agree with 2:51 a hundred billion percent. It SHOULD be documented that the money is spent on the child. My fiance got a chick pregnant before we were together and she gets $400 a month! For a 2 year old! And she's not in daycare or anything so that is a LUDICROUS amount. And btw, because of that our own child barely has shit. The system is fucking FUCKED!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:00pm
  • who gives a fuck the woman is a mother she prolly never gets laid let her get a fucking dildo..everyone wants there box beat you go girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:56pm
  • This no good, piece of shit, worthless bitch is what's wrong with our country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:12pm
  • oooh! debate over someone NONE OF YOU FUCKING KNOW! JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE! ill buy you that dildo baby...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:37pm
  • People can post a lot of shit on here and it won't get to me. Overall most of these posts are hilarious. Just didn't find this one amusing. Just my opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:36pm
  • 3:04 if that were the case, i'd rather save the money and ride my dad's cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:07pm
  • We're not all like this in Oklahoma...by the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:35pm
  • 2:52 i agree..i know quite a few girls that get multiple child support checks that should just get some dildos instead of reproducing again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:13pm
  • I am so ashamed that I live in this damn state. I'm also fairly certain that I know this person. Fuck Oklahoma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:38pm
  • i can think of plenty of ways to use more than one dildo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:36pm
  • seriously people it is a fucken joke!! she probably got a token payment from a deadbeat dad so that he didnt get his drivers license taken away!! BEEN THERE DONE THAT!! the child is taken care of regardless of if he pays or not ....oh and for all the people who think there should be itemized reciepts....gladly and all the daddies child support payments would double!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:50am
  • way to go bitch you suck at life... maybe you should spend the money on parenting classes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:48pm
  • what a fucking douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Fake or not some people do fucked up things with child support payments that should be for the CHILD. 2:51 that is a great idea and should be brought to legislation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:50pm
  • You guys need to stop taking this stuff so seriously. lol Maybe you all should be getting your own dildos so you can calm the fuck down. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:25pm
  • You go girl! You spend your child's money on dildos so you can take care of yourself. Nevermind taking care of your child. Keep taking the father's garnished wages that's supposed to be used for your child's welfare on yourself. You make us single mothers so proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 2:51 - I totally agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Just another example of our FUCKED up legal system. People who receive child support should have to document how it is spent. Fucking stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:51pm
  • that bitch should have been swallowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:11am
  • 6:38, you could live somewhere like california...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Leave it to Oklahoma.... fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:48pm
  • 308 current. how did you know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:12pm
  • i agre with 2:52... although this is unacceptable, at least she'll be gettin it from a toy & cant get pregnant again that way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:07pm
  • im guessing the kids fine and not starving everyone chill out! no one has a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:54pm
  • I think all 3:13 is trying to say is that MOST people would be like "WTF" if they got this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Thats actually pretty terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:02pm
  • exactly how many dildos do you need?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:20pm
  • she only needs one ... why is she buying in bulk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Sure your area code isn't 314?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:35pm
  • i dont think she will actually buy them in bulk, its called exaggerating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:34pm
  • At least she's getting her kicks from a dildo. No chances of reproducing again. But seriously! It's called CHILD support. Go buy something for your kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:52pm
  • if she'd have had a toy in the first place she probably wouldn't be in the mess she's in now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:19pm
  • This woman probably wanted to spend her money on dildos, but her dead beat baby daddy was late giving her child support AGAIN. So since she spent her money on the kids, she is spending the child support on HER. I see nothing wrong with that if that's the case! = )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:31pm
  • ANOTHER example of a dead beat parent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Whatever works...right?

    Submitted by birdostits on Apr 4, 10 at 3:08am
  • Whore. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:53am
  • 3:07 future or current stripper?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:08pm
  • as if your kid doesn't need shoes or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 3:25.... cheers to that!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:23pm
  • i wish i could both kill you and report you to child services. u were a waste of gods time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Maybe the kid is a teenage girl thats trying hard not to make the same mistake as mommy? THAT would be good parenting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:53pm
  • 4:31 eat more cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:32pm
  • fake...because think about it...if my friend text me this, and it was true, I would be pissed" Good filtering process.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Hopefully she's not buying them for the children...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:20pm
  • You do realise that the child support payment is to supplement the money the mother spends on the child - make up for shit she already bought for the child, bills she has paid, etc in lieu of the payment, fucktards. By the way, a happy mom is a good mom - let the poor woman have her dildo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:21am
  • Now that's good parenting. Maybe if she bought one before she wouldn't have the pesky problem of kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:31pm
  • some ppl should NEVER have kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Let's hear it for government cheese!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I totally agree with you guys, but at least she isn't going to get pregnant again, see everything has an upside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:19am
  • Hopefully this will keep her from bringing more of her little bastards into the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:44am
  • 3:54 you have no sense of humor.. but its not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Re: 07/02/2009 7:58AM i wish i could kill you too and u also were a waste of god's time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:56pm
  • ok people this website is just for shits and giggles. yall need to stop taking everything so seriously and CALM THE FUCK DOWN. take it with a grain of fucking salt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:46am
  • If the father finds out, he can take her to court and have his child support payments reduced. It sounds like it's bad for the child, but only if the mother lacks the sensibility to spend less on sex toys to make up the difference ... which may well be the case. If it is, and it continues for too long, Child Services will be brought into it and her custody of the child put up for debate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:11pm
  • that's the nice thing about all of these, you don't know the context. why must you make judgements, why can't you just laugh and go on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:25am
  • Judge judge ur all going to hell u know that u ppl are all fucked you all make me sick!!!

    Submitted by junie519 on Sep 14, 11 at 3:48am
  • what a skank......she should have her tubes tied so she can't have anymore kids....i'm with 251....document document document.....here is an example where the mother shouldnt have her kid.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Sorry for the typos my iPhone is lame I meant which and should

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:13am
  • This is the same type of person who is on welfare, but still has money for cable tv, tanning, getting her nails done & taco bell every night. Worthless!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:14pm
  • i didnt find it funny at all. I found it fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:25pm
  • What a fucktard. You give us okies a bad name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:03pm
  • what a selfish bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I'm pretty sure this is my husbands baby mama.

    Submitted by thefirstwife on Jan 22, 12 at 9:58pm
  • dude that's neither funny nor cool. gtfo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Hell, I wish my dad would have paid child support more often so mom could have bought herself something once in awhile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:19am
  • sounds like another winner from oklahoma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 4:12 - because people who take things that are obviously jokes entirely too seriously aren't doing any damage to this country?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:17pm
  • leave her alone. you guys act like she is killing her kid! I'm sure she's a great mom and spending her own money on her kid. She's not worthless so stop being so harsh

    Submitted by babyfool on Apr 20, 11 at 7:47am
  • thats fucked up you dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Just think how much better off we would all be if the US taxpayer didn't have to support poeple like this woman. You KNOW this woman is on welfare! Its her mentallity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:07pm
  • oh, look. just one more reason as to why people shouldn't procreate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:08pm
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