I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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